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She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch completely naked. \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d She asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,\u201d the daughter-in-law answered. \u201cBut you\u2019re naked!\u201d the mother-in-law exclaimed. \u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d the daughter-in-law explained. \u201cLove dress? But you\u2019re naked! \u201cJeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. \u201cJeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. 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