From the mouths of babes\u2026 Kids say the darndest things. Sometimes they don\u2019t even know what they\u2019re saying, and sometimes they do.<\/p>\n
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
\nShe heard the train stop and her son said, \u201cAll of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we\u2019re going down the tracks.\u201d
\nThe mother was upset at hearing her son curse like sailor. She walked into the room and told her son, \u201cWe don\u2019t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.\u201d
\nTwo hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.
\nSoon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, \u201cAll passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.\u201d
\nShe hears the little boy continue, \u201cFor those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.\u201d
\nAs the mother began to smile, the child added, \u201cFor those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.\u201d
\nWe really got a kick out of this joke, the language is for the adults, but they know this is exactly how kids really are! And I didn\u2019t expect that punchline to hit so hard. I was cracking up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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