Husband Gets A Shock When His Wife Tells Him This On Her Birthday. This Is Gold. A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she\u2019d like to have for her birthday.
\nI\u2019d like to be eight again\u2019, she replied, still looking in the mirror.<\/p>\n
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
\nFive hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald\u2019s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M\u2019s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
\nHe leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, \u2018Well Dear, what was it like being eight again? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. \u2018I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!! \u2018The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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