A woman goes into Cabela\u2019s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson\u2019s Birthday. She doesn\u2019t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark Glasses. She says to him, \u201cExcuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this Rod and reel?\u201d He says, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m completely blind; but if you\u2019ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes. \u201cShe doesn\u2019t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
He says, \u201cThat\u2019s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It\u2019s a good all-around combination, and it\u2019s on sale. This week for only $20.00. \u201cShe says, \u201cIt\u2019s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I\u2019ll take it!\u201d. As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. \u201cOh, that Sounds like a Master Card,\u201d he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes\u2026\u2026there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn\u2019t know that she was the only person around? The man rings up the sale and says, \u201cThat\u2019ll be $34.50 please.\u201d The woman is totally confused by this and asks, \u201cDidn\u2019t you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50? \u201cHe replies, \u201cYes, ma\u2019am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call Is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50. \u201cShe paid it and left without saying a word.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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