A husband walks into Victoria\u2019s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price \u2014 the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.<\/p>\n
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks (she\u2019s no dummy), \u201cI have an idea\u2026 it\u2019s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won\u2019t put it on, I\u2019ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. \u201cShe appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, \u201cGood Grief! You\u2019d think for $500, they\u2019d at least iron it! \u201cHe never heard the shot. Funeral is on Thursday at Noon The coffin will be closed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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