A farmer drove to a neighbor\u2019s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. \u201cIs your dad or mom home?\u201d said the farmer. \u201cNo, they went to town.\u201d \u201cHow about your brother, Howard? Is he here?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, \u201cI know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message. \u201cWell, said the farmer uncomfortably. \u201cNo, I really want to talk to your Dd, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant\u201d. The boy thought for a moment, then says, \u201cYou\u2019ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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