Man Asks This Woman To Marry Him Without Even Knowing Her. The Result Is Hilarious. A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, \u201cBut we don\u2019t know anything about each other. \u201cHe replied, \u201cThat\u2019s all right; we\u2019ll learn about each other as we go along. \u201cSo she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a verynice resort.<\/p>\n
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut thewater like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel. She said, \u2018That was incredible! \u201cHe said, \u201cI used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we\u2019d learn more about ourselves as we went along. \u201cSo she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
\nHe said, \u201cThat was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer? \u201cNo,\u201d she said, \u201cI was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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