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A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.<\/p>\n

The husband says, \u201cNo chance love, they\u2019re way too expensive. \u201cLater on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh to her thigh. She turns to him and says. \u201cI don\u2019t think so mate. If you\u2019re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain\u2019t riding it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. 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