There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, \u201cNow listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said \u201cWait just a minute!\u201d she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, \u201cI hope you weren\u2019t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.\u201d She said, \u201cYes, I promised. I can\u2019t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him. \u201cYou mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him? \u201cI sure did,\u201d said the wife. \u201cI got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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