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The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem. The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone. The wife turns to her husband and asks \u201cWhat\u2019d he say?\u201d The husband replies \u201cHe says you were speeding!\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife turns back to the officer and says \u201cOh, sorry officer.\u201d The officer goes on; \u201cLicense and registration please.\u201d The wife again turns to her husband. \u201cWhat\u2019d he say!? \u201cThe husband, growing irritated, says \u201cHe wants to see your LICENSE.\u201d The wife replies, \u201cOh, sorry officer. Here you go. \u201cThe officer inspects her license and comments, \u201cAh, you\u2019re from Brownsville. I\u2019ll never forget \u201cAh, you\u2019re from Brownsville. I\u2019ll never forget that city\u2026 I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!\u201d The wife once more turns to her right and yells \u201cWhat\u2019d he say!!?\u201d The husband replies \u201cHe says he knows you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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