One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She rows out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat He pulls up alongside the woman and says, \u201cGood morning ma\u2019am What are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cReading a book,\u201d she replies, (thinking, \u201cIsn\u2019t that obvious?\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re in a restricted fishing area,\u201d he informs her. \u201cI\u2019m sorry about that officer, but I\u2019m not fishing, I\u2019m reading. \u201cYes, but you have all the equipment, For all I know you could start at any moment I\u2019ll have to take you in and write you up. \u201cFor reading a book?\u201d asked the woman. \u201cYes, this is a restricted fishing area. \u201dThe woman throws up her hands, \u201cBut I\u2019m not fishing, I\u2019m just reading! \u201cYes, but you have all the equipment You\u2019re gonna have to come with me. \u201cIf you do that, I\u2019ll have to charge you with sexual assault,\u201d says the woman. \u201cBut I haven\u2019t even touched you,\u201d says the game warden. \u201cThat\u2019s true, but you have all the equipment For all I know you could start at any moment. \u201dThe game warden says, \u201cHave a nice day, ma\u2019am,\u201d and leaves. Moral of the story: Don\u2019t mess with a woman who\u2019s reading It\u2019s very likely that she can outthink you at the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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