WIFE CALLS THE BAR TO CHECK IF HER HUSBAND IS TELLING THE TRUTH. BUT NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR THIS A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. \u2018Where the hell have you been all night?\u2019 she demands.<\/p>\n
\u2018At this fantastic new bar,\u2019 he says. \u201cThe Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It\u2019s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works \u2013 hell, even the urinal\u2019s gold! \u2018The wife still doesn\u2019t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband\u2019s story. \u2018Is this the Golden Saloon?\u2019 she asks when the bartender answers the phone. \u2018Is this the Golden Saloon?\u2019 she asks when the bartender answers the phone. \u2018Yes it is,\u2019 bartender answers. \u2018Do you have huge golden doors?\u2019 \u2018Sure do.\u2019 \u2018Do you have golden floors? \u2018Most certainly do. \u2018What about golden urinals? \u2018There\u2019s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, \u2018Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
WIFE CALLS THE BAR TO CHECK IF HER HUSBAND IS TELLING THE TRUTH. BUT NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR THIS A guy comes home completely drunk one night…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9772,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n