A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late.
Please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back.
” But there was no reply… So, he sent another text,
“Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month,
I’m buying you a new car.” This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, really?”
He responded,Husband’s Prank Text Sparks Unexpected Chaos
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.” Funny story 2 –
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?”
demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are,
men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you…
I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!
