A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.
“What are you doing?” the man inquires.
“Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.
A guy at my old job gave me a lottery ticket. I scratch it. It’s a 10k winner. Later, he stopped by and asked if I scratched…
My daughter-in-law, Jessica, threw my belongings on the lawn,claiming she inherited my father’s house. “Clear your stuff off MY lawn, or I’ll call the cops!” she sneered….
The culinary world has embraced innovative tools, but antique kitchenware, like the retro meatball maker, retains timeless appeal. Meatballs, with origins in ancient Rome, are enjoyed worldwide…
Grandson Quits Job to Become Full-Time Caregiver for 96-Year-Old Grandma Most of us like to believe we’d do anything to support the happiness and well-being of our…
In 2011, archaeologists discovered an intricately carved green mask during an excavation at the Pyramid of the Sun in Teotihuacan. Believed to represent a significant figure, the…
The night before my best friend, 16, vanished, she handed me $5 and said, “I owe you money. Take this bill!” It felt random, but I put…