It’s that enchanting season once more! The streets are aglow with vibrant lights, your neighbor’s inflatable Santa sways happily on the front lawn, and every shop is eager to offer you a fruitcake they claim is “the best you’ll ever taste.” In the midst of all this holiday chaos, why not pause for a good laugh? Bring your family and friends together by the fireplace—or on a Zoom call—and enjoy these 10 jokes that will sprinkle some cheer into the holiday season.
On Holiday Eve, three friends approach the gates of Heaven, where they are greeted by none other than Saint Peter himself. “This evening, I’m on the hunt for symbols of the holiday,” Saint Peter announces. “Present me with something that embodies the spirit of Holiday, and I will allow you to enter.”
First Friend: He lights a match. “I’ve brought a Holiday candle!”
Saint Peter is smiling. “Well done,” he says, stepping aside to let him pass.
Second Friend: He takes out his car keys and gives them a little shake. “Hey, guess what? I brought jingle bells!”
Saint Peter lets out a laugh. “You’re quite resourceful,” he replies, gesturing for him to come in.
Third Friend: He holds up a pair of vibrant red underwear.
Saint Peter knits his brow in thought. “What on Earth do these have to do with Holiday?”
The third friend shrugs with a playful glint in their eye. “Those are Carol’s.”
Punchline: Because, of course, “Carol’s” sounds just like “carols”! Let’s dive into a playful take on those festive songs we all know and love.